Today’s Translation – Dwarf Stripper and the Bride

When I read this news item, I could not resist translating it….

https://fr.news.yahoo.com/future-mari%C3%A9e-tombe-enceinte-dun-strip-teaseur-nain-104100379.html

Un enterrement de vie de jeune fille vire au “very bad trip” lors d’une soirée un peu trop arrosée en Espagne. Récit.

A bachelor party girl has a “very bad trip” during a party that is a “little too watered” in Spain. Narrative.

L’histoire rocambolesque se déroule en Espagne. Une jeune fille qui allait se marier a, comme le veut la tradition, enterré sa vie de jeune fille. Ce rite de passage est l’occasion de s’amuser. Quitte parfois à tomber dans l’excès…

The incredible story takes place in Spain. A young girl who was getting married, as per tradition, buries her life as a young girl. This rite of passage is an opportunity to have fun. Sometimes even going overboard …

En attendant, peu après le mariage, les nouveaux époux annoncent fièrement qu’ils vont avoir un enfant. Que rêver de mieux ? Sauf qu’à la naissance, surprise : le mari constate que son enfant est atteint de nanisme, une maladie héréditaire. Or, il n’y a aucun cas de cette infirmité dans la famille.

Meanwhile, shortly after the wedding, the newlyweds proudly announce that they will have a child. What could be better? Except that at birth, surprise: the husband finds that his child has dwarfism, an inherited disease. However, there are no cases of the disability in the family.

Il n’a pas fallu longtemps pour que les amis et la famille fassent le rapprochement… Lors de l’enterrement de vie de jeune fille de la mariée, il y a avait un invité particulier : un strip-teaseur nain. Ne pouvant nier l’évidence, la jeune femme a fini par avouer à son mari l’incroyable vérité : qu’elle a eu une relation avec cet homme à la veille de son mariage. Un dérapage qu’elle a payé cher.

It did not take long for friends and family to do the approximation … At the bachelor party girl for the bride, there was a special guest: a dwarf male stripper. Unable to deny the evidence, the woman finally confessed to her husband the incredible truth: she had a relationship with this man on the eve of her wedding. A skid for which she has paid dearly.

Note: I placed this in its own category, “dwarf stripper” as a joke, to catch the eye of a friend of mine, who laughed when he saw it. Now I find another “dwarf stripper” story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/24/kat-hoffman-dwarf-stripper_n_6534644.html?cps=gravity_2687_1866268959730041178

Who knew there were so many of them?